Who would you rather kiss?

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:25 pm

hippie chick just because she's a hippie

the bad halves: fat woman with no hair or woman with stitches on her lips

the better halves: homeless guy with his cavity fillings coming out his mouth or fast food worker with hair coming out his mouth

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:07 pm

O___O

I honestly don't thnk I could kiss either. Because bad teeth gross me out insanely, but if a guy has hair coming out of his mouth, he probably smokes WAY too much or chews WAYWAYWAY too much tobacco. >_<

Dudettes: A fat, ugly, poor, but romantic guy? Or a good-looking, rich, but totally jerky guy?

Dudes: A really hot slut or a kinda cute nerd? [o_o first thing that came to mnd.]

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:08 pm

oh the kinda cute nerd any day of the week

*comes out of who would you kiss retirement*

Men: A materialistic woman who will kiss for a price or an unappreciative woman who will kiss and tell?

Women: A man who will do anything for you but is clingy or a guy who won't care at all after the kiss?

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:29 pm

Lying is as bad as greed so I'm having trouble with this one. I take the liar because it's always possible they'll be different, because greed is state of character, lying is just an action.

Ladies: The 40 year old who lives with his mom, or the fat nerd with the pimples on his lips.

Gentleman:the girl with a faint mustache or the cross-eyed girl

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:33 am

cros s eyed guy

the guy with long hair or short hair?

the girl with black hair or blonde?

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:21 am

long hair [like bed-head style wo0]

girl in drainpipes [tight, skinny jeans] or a skirt

guy with a unibrow or guy with a mole [i wanna cut it up and make guacaMOLEy]

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:57 am

The girl in drainpipes is fine.

Guys: Girl with her nose pierced or lip pierced?

Girls: guy with tattos all over his arms or all over his chest

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:11 pm

lip..... XD

girl who plays poker or girl who watches boxing

guy who cooks or guy who cleans?

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:57 pm

poker playing girl

nerds: stoner girl or drunk girl

geeks: stoner guy or drunk guy

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:00 am

stoner guy.

[Haha no fair...mine's getting pierced ^^]

Guy in a kilt or guy in tights

girl in combat boots or girl in a suit

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:02 am

girl in a suit for sure, that's sexy

[and don't forget that i'm a genius Wink

]

guy in a sports car or guy in a mini van

stay at home wife or career woman

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:07 am

mini van! oo the mini van!!
lol

[no, you just happen to read your pms lol]

girl in a hippie van or girl in an old beat up beetle [volkswagen]

dude with no hair or dude with no shoes

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:10 am

hippie van, i could work with a hippie van. i used to want one lol.

[whatever works lol]

blonde or brunette? (apply gender appropriately lol)

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:16 am

Brunet

Blue or green eyes [likewise with the gender]

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:19 am

green for jimi

guy who has huge muscles or guy who has tone muscles

girl who goes to the gym or girl who does creative writing

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:09 am

Toned muscles

Dude in a hoodie or dude in baggy pants

Chick with huge shades or bright lipstick

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:40 pm

bright lipstick because I think huge sunglasses are fucking dumb

Foxes: Guy who is a music and recording freak or seriously opinionated writer

Hounds: The pretty girl who sits alone and reads or the girl who paints a beautiful scene

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:04 am

The music freak, we'd get on well.

Ladies: a hobo who cooks well and loves you or a millionaire who's never home

Tramps: a *cough* lady or the night or a woman twice your age

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:56 pm

is this cough a smokers cough?

Rockstars: girl with a mohawk or a girl with her entire body tattooed

Rock groupies: the smelly stinky drummer or the dumb drunk singer

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:22 am

i'll take the tats, i'm sure they have meaning at least. ew

girl who is afraid of commitment or girl who is clingy

guy who is jealous or guy who doesn't care

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:59 am

guy who doesn't care. From experience, jealousy can result in violence

No *cough* it's not..
And I notice how you forgot to pick ;P

Queens: A guy wearing deoderant or aftershave?
Joculars: A girl who wears too much perfume or a girl who has slight body odour?

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:07 pm

Slight body odor is acceptable in Europe isn't it? The girl can't be that stinky.

Girls: Man with a snow white beard and horn rimmed glasses Freud style, or a fat guy with a cigar in his mouth cooking barb e cue Jung style.

Guys: Fionna Apple with an oxygen tank or Allison Robertson with a bad surgical mark.

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:11 pm

The white-bearded, glasses-wearing man ^^

A comedian who isn't funny or a doctor who doesn't save lives

A ballet dancer with ugly feet or a gymnast with acne

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:28 pm

The ballet dancer with ugly feet is probably related to Uma Thurman, so her.

Girls: a hockey player who's pretty until he opens his toothless mouth or a football player who's been hit in the head way too many times

Guys: A teacher who goes for her kids or a mom that hits on her kids friends?

Subject: Re: Who would you rather kiss? Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:43 pm

The toothless hockey player. The football player's probably half brain-dead by now and won't be able to hold a conversation

[lmfao at the guys' options]

A vagrant [apply gender] or a person with chapped lips and smelly breath [again, apply gender]