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Well, here I am...with...stuff to make...
Or sumthing :/.
Leave me alone...i'm tired.BUT, that won't stop me from kicking ass here and now.
I'm...a graphics desig*BUMBUMBUMBUUUUUUM*
...........wtf?
Anyways...yes, I am a gra*BUMBU*SHUT UP!!!!!!!!......Graphics Designer

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Let me warn you now...I am TWENTY times better with actual pictures than I am with like...signatures and avatars.But in that field, I am decent.So...if you want one of your everyday pictures to go from...
Blah
To
OMfGHaxxXXxx0RZ!!!!!!!!!111!!*World implodes.*
Then you need professional help

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But if you want them to look pretty chill, then i'm your man

!Not...necessarily in that sense though.
Well...normal picture wise...here is some of my work.
Normal 
Like it

???No :/?Not really

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Doh...alright, i'll be serious.
So for instance...I have this one girl named Andrea.Very good friend of mine who lets me experiment with her pics to better myself.Here are the results.
Andrea Andrea V 2.KICKASS Andrea Again Andrea Again V 2.KICKASS Like

?Me too.Here's another goodie...on my friend Mai.I think the girlies here will like this one.Ask, and I can do it for you too XD.
Mai. Mai V 2.KICKASS Now one for the dudes...it's a pic of myself that I edited.I don't have the EXACT original...but I have a pic of me that took place on the exact same roof, so it'll have to do.
MeMe V 2.KICKASS Found actual edit of that pic XD!!! So uh, if you like what you see, just send me a pic, and i'll do whatever I want to it.Using this method I usually have a 90% Approval rate.However, tell me exactly what you want, and I usually have a 95% approval rate.
The other 5%?
You don't have to worry about them anymore

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DO IT UP!!!
Oh and...one more thing.

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Sick and weak from my condition...
This lust...this vampyric addiction...
To her alone, in full submission...
None better...Nymphetamine.
Fall into my arms
Succumb to their mesmermic ways...
Let us kiss beneath the moon,
As we did in our golden days.